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Total Medals Earned: 1,246 (From 162 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 25,205 Points

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 3/15 (40/405 points)

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

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Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Annoying Little Game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Chasing the Unicorns 5 Points

Trippin' Balls

Weakling 10 Points

Die 37 times

Ain't Gonna Cut It 25 Points

Survive the cave of blades

Admirable Patience 50 Points

Finish the game

Invincible 100 Points

Finish the game with no deaths

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

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Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 4/16 (85/495 points)

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode